Long Distance REALationships
I love my siblings. I really do. I know, I know. A lot of people really love their siblings, but in my family it’s different. They’re all so incredibly supportive of EVERYTHING I so much as THINK...
View ArticleMy Pair Contraire
This afternoon Ruby and Emma got up from their naps and came down the stairs individually. I guess Emma needed an extra second in bed or whatever. (NOTE TO EMMA: I can relate. Let’s keep this in...
View ArticleLast Chance to Enter the Monster Stuffie Giveaway Contest
Tonight, at the stroke of twelve, not ONLY does our van turn back into a pumpkin (which should decrease our insurance payment significantly), but the F-Words Monster Stuffie Ballot Box will be sealed...
View ArticleYeah, honesty? Not always the best policy.
As you may have heard, I got this weird rash on my face. First my doctor thought it was Lupus. Then after my blood work came back negative for that (but positive for me!) he wrote me a $60...
View ArticleAnd the weiner is…
This morning I punched all of my entries into a random list generator to find out who won the F-Words Monster Stuffie Giveaway, and hit the “randomize” button. So much easier than my first idea which...
View ArticleExotic Eats
Today, when my mother kindly invited us to dinner, Ruby had this to add: RUBY: Grandma? This time can you make roast beef and Madagascar? ME: Do you mean mashed potatoes? RUBY: <Smirks> Her...
View ArticleFruity Crumble Bars of Amazingness
Okay. So once upon a time there was this blog called F-Words and let me just tell you…it was a fantastic food blog. Yeah…remember when I used to post recipes on here? I’m not sure what happened bake...
View ArticleLate Night Insight
Hey Everyone! It’s me, the negligent blogger! Sorry, I’ll bring flowers next time. The Banks’ residence has been it’s usual hubbub of activity. So hubbuby in fact, that I have a very exciting...
View ArticleThe Most Important Meal of the Day
Wow. It’s been a while. And I swear, I keep trying to get back into this whole blogging thing, but I keep writing these gargantuan posts about HUGE ideas, that surprisingly, go nowhere. I’ll keep...
View ArticleReduce, Reuse, Re: Fun!
Why, good morrow my dear friends! As I am sure you are aware (since only enlightened, conscious people read this blog) this coming Monday is Earth Day. Now, I’m not going to pretend that we have one...
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